Robots Hate Monkeys

About Robots Hate Monkeys

RHM is an e-commerce operator and builder specializing in Shopify and Shopify Plus. Not an agency. Need a build, migration, or redesign? We do custom projects. Need a team to run your whole store? We embed and operate. Founder-led, building on Shopify since 2011.

Services and pricing

• Ongoing website managementPrice on request
• Store build or redesignPrice on request
• Store migrationPrice on request
• Custom apps and integrationsPrice on request
• Email marketingPrice on request

Featured work

• Blakshop

  Our longest-standing partnership of 12 years. What began as a Shopify migration for this Italian streetwear and fashion retailer grew into full e-commerce management: omnichannel strategy across online and physical stores, a B2B storefront, and daily operations for a 25+ brand catalogue. RHM runs the entire Blakshop ecosystem. Our operator model, sustained over more than a decade.

• CAT WWR

  Full e-commerce operator partnership with a global brand. RHM runs CAT WWR's e-commerce end-to-end: the European DTC site, organic growth, and ads, email and digital marketing, plus the day-to-day operations and the strategy behind them. RHM coordinates directly with their editorial team so one team covers the full surface area, instead of them managing a network of separate agencies.

• Darimati

  A design-driven city-running brand out of Seoul, crowdfunded to 218% on Kickstarter. RHM built the Shopify store and handled the full technical setup for their BR-001 launch, delivering a bilingual, content-rich site across product, editorial, and community. A Custom Project that took a brand from crowdfunding success to a live store ready to sell.

• Voice Male – Next Gen Men

  Voice Male is the magazine and media hub of Next Gen Men. RHM designed and built the Shopify store that brings the magazine, memberships, and apparel into one place. One custom project led to another, with further RHM builds for their Education & Training arm: courses and trainings for schools and workplaces. Digital development for social good.

Ratings and reviews

• CAT WWRStore build or redesignJul 27, 2026

  RHM are our e-commerce team, full stop. They run the whole thing. The European DTC site, organic growth, ads, coordinating with our editorial team, and the day to day too, from collection launches to seasonal pushes to anything technical. We don't manage a pile of agencies and platforms. It's one team, they handle all of it, and they treat our business like it's their own.

• darimatiStore build or redesignJul 9, 2026

  RHM built our entire Shopify store for our BR-001 launch. We handed them our branding guidelines and they took it from there. Design, the full technical setup, a bilingual site across product, editorial, and community, plus gave us consulting to get us ready to sell. They delivered the whole thing.

• blakshopStore build or redesignJul 7, 2026

  We have worked with RHM for over 12 years, since the very beginning of Blakshop. They helped us launch the store and have been a key part of building our e-commerce business from the ground up. Over the years, they have managed the full digital side of Blakshop: day-to-day e-commerce operations, design and development, PPC, email marketing, technical integrations, and ongoing strategy. What makes RHM different is that they are not just an external supplier. They understand our business deeply and often operate with the same level of ownership and responsibility as an internal team. They are able to make autonomous decisions, solve problems quickly, and connect technical work with real business priorities. Together, we have built and managed a complex multi-brand e-commerce operation, with over 20,000 products across 40 brands, omnichannel POS integration, and custom apps connecting Shopify with our ERP and internal workflows. RHM has been, and continues to be, the digital pillar of Blakshop.

• LocLumStore migrationJul 7, 2026

  RHM built and migrated our site to Shopify, and we've worked with them since to look after its health, organic growth, and visibility. To be fair, they do a lot more than that. They're the first people we call when something needs sorting. Having them in our corner means we don't have to think about the technical side of our daily ops and can focus on our business.

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